What a wonderful way to live- to be free of the haunting suspicion that there is a plan that can be known. Here's to living the adventure of everyday life.
One of my FB “friends” (a girl I went to high school who made fun of me in chemistry class but I can’t delete because the drama is too good) just posted a picture of her positive pregnancy test on FB. Her fiancé commented, and I quote, “What?!?!?! This is how you decide to tell me!! Call me ASAP!”
I’m about ready to make some popcorn and pull up my chair, ‘cause…

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P.S. If any of my Tumblr followers want this, I will send it to you for the cost of shipping.
So today was a busy day- office birthday party, meeting with the VP of my division in the university, and a community event in the evening. I just got home and when I looked in the mirror I saw that I was wearing two different earrings- one bright gold chandelier on my left ear and a silver hoop on my right. How the hell did that happen?
Reblogged from colonelhathi :
When you find out your daughter (who is betrothed to your BFF’s son) fell in love on her trip to Europe..
When you see people dancing…
When you find out the guy you feed pigeons with is the guy your daughter loves…
When you confront him…
When she defends him…
When he tries to hit you…
and when you finally let her go…
I did mention his stoneface earlier, right?
OMG! This is hilarious!
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